Tobias

Ugh. Seriously? Another camera flash? Whatever.

I am Tobias. I stand 6.5 centimetres tall, I am entirely black except for this little pale patch around my snout, and I absolutely did not sign up for this photoshoot. My maker put so much attitude into my face that I constantly look like someone just deeply offended me or told me to clean my room. Frankly, I just want to be left alone.

Because I am fully poseable, you can try to make me look friendly, but I will probably just cross my paws in a mood, or turn my back on everyone. If you have a dark, dramatic corner in your dollhouse or maybe a nice, moody shelf away from the monkey’s annoying cheerfulness, I guess I could sit there. Just don't expect me to be happy about it.

Will someone please just buy me already so I can get out of this store? Sigh.